Welcome Contributors

Take a shot at writing something you find amusing and send it our way. We post submissions at our discretion. All satirical news styles will be considered for publishing on the The Salty Wag.

Please, try to polish your submission before sending it in. Though do not worry, our head editor doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing either. Just make sure it’s legible and well make the final touches.

Include your name and any contact info you’d like to have promoted with your submission. The follow guidelines are not strict, but preferred by our readers.

– Write about a rather controversial subject matter

– Keep submissions between 400 to 600 words

– Make sure you have a clever title

– Familiarize yourself with The Salty Wag by reading a few articles

– Make sure to include three amusing news headlines at the end of your article for “In Other News:

Direct your submissions to: