NEWS BRIEF: Boston
Conservative Student Impressed by College Professor Being Open-Minded News Brief BOSTON – Early this morning during a level two Spanish course, conservative student Jeremy Way was super impressed by his […]
Haitian Cab Driver Writes FAQ Sheet to Avoid Answering Patrons Stupid Questions
BOSTON – After months of wishing he could drive straight through a brownstone, Haitian cab driver Fedji Wilson came up with a less destructive way to end his pain and […]
CEO Marries VP for Tax Benefits
(May 1, 2013) WASHINGTON – Crowds mob the streets in celebration of Proposition 8’s enactment, federally accepting the validity of same-sex marriage. With rainbow flags being proudly swayed above the […]
Awareness Of Save Darfur Groups at All Time High
(March 31, 2013) BOSTON – Save Darfur student groups at universities across Suffolk County proudly report that they believe awareness of their message is at an all time high. By distributing […]
Marijuana Legalization Responsible for University Patrol Lay-Offs in Colorado
(March 28, 2013) DENVER – University patrol officers file for unemployment throughout Colorado just a few months after the state effectively passed ballot initiatives legalizing, taxing, and regulating recreational marijuana […]
The Salty Wag 