Business Student Forgets Million Dollar Idea After Celebrating the Idea
BOSTON, MA – After asking to remain anonymous, John, a Northeastern Business student reportedly had an idea the other day that he and his friends considered to be worth a […]
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Young Adult Finds Hope for Future in Meaningless Images and Extremely Generic Advice
BOSTON, MA – With his head held high and a feeling of invincibility, Boston University student Henry Burnett currently believes that he is part of a generation that has limitless […]
Power-Ball Winner Claims She Couldn’t Have Won Without God On Her Side
BOSTON, MA – “I was in absolute shock, speechless, but thankful when the last number was read”, said Judith O’Conner, life long Boston resident and recent Power-Ball winner of $336,400,000. […]
Drug That Makes Users Crave Other Drugs Recieves FDA Approval
PHILADELPHIA, PA – With the American peoples health at heart, pharmaceutical giant Pfitzer has just recently received FDA approval for their new drug Cravex® – a pill which helps prescribed […]
Social Activist Retires to the Mediterranean After Winning $28,500,000 Lawsuit
WASHINGTON, DC – After 20 long years of fighting alongside working-class families against their tyrannical and capitalistic employers, social activist and well-known socialist Charles Follannsbee has just purchased a private […]
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