Amateur DJ Totally Forgot to Charge iPhone for First Gig
BOSTON, MA – Amateur DJ and Boston University student Charles Base confidently made his way to his first gig at a house party in Allston Village, only to discover upon […]
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Anti-Materialst Teenager Dresses Meticulously to Exemplify His Beliefes
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – The consumer mindset has become dominant across all cultures in the modern world. Cars, clothes, jets, and jewels are what most people use as their […]
BREAKING: Bobcats Draft Air Bud with Fourth Overall Pick
In a move that shocked the basketball world, the Charlotte Bobcats’ front office selected combo-forward Air Bud from the state of Washington with the fourth overall pick in the 2013 […]
Father Explains to School Teacher Why Religion is Like a Penis
LAFAYETTE, LA – Last Monday while enjoying dinner with his family, Lafayette resident Nicholas Osborn was taken back when his 5 year old son began explaining to him how God […]
Under Armor Debuts New Clothing Technology that Builds Muscle
4:30am – CHICAGO – Consumers anxiously line up at local sporting stores to be the first persons to purchase Under Armor’s newest product, The Commitment Shirt®. Featuring the company’s latest […]
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